Meanwhile, back in the Port City….Louis T. continually finds reasons to capture the magical essence of pelvic art. This time, through the guise of his newest collection of rap songs. If youre unfamiliar with Louis T, then youve clearly never participated in a hip hop event in North Carolina. He owns North Cack. Well, not anymore…he owns County Lines. The clothing counterpart to his hip hop promotions. Son does work. Like, for real…he still even has a regular a** job…just like you! Anyway, peep his newest FreEP (get it? a free EP!? Tight). Which, again, celebrates the talent of North Carolinian artists. This time, within a mid 90’s, winter clothing themed collection of songs…all of which are layed over Wu-Tang-esque production. Son puts on for his city. And you can too by copping any of his his revered North Cack/ County Lines Hoodies.
Artists include, Big Hop, Addictive Nature, Lo-Cal, Saul Good and PC’s newest hardcomer….Kotix. If that aint fly enough for your pretty little pink panties, the Ports originatorsFuzz Jaxxand DJ Battle have teamed up as the new“Action Inc.”to do a little rappity rap, also featuring Mindsone. You should peep that….matter fact, here you go…
Well, here we are…a mere twenty days from the release of the album; pending the date you actually read this. In which case, its up to you to do the math, and we’re a mere_____ day(s) from the release of the album. In any event, I can only imagine you’re waiting with bated breath, and the anticipation is a real dickwad. Thats how I feel too. But what exactly are you waiting for? Just another rap album? Just another combination of beats intermingled with some cute lil’ wordy words? Absolutely! This, similar to most rap albums, is just an imposition of the authors presumed life relevancy, masked behind a series of jovial rhythms and a mildly decent application of a number of literary devices. However, and I quote, *ahem* “This sh*t right here, nigga! This sh*t right here…” This sh*t right here is faaaantastic!
“Oooooh snap! Only a month and two days before Neighborhood Kid is released, and Haji P is still dropping jams!?”
Pffft, yup! Gon’head and add this to your collection of songs I didnt know what to do with. Also, be advised, all the songs I’ve previously released under the title, Home Repair, WILL NOT BE ON NEIGHBORHOOD KID! *ahem* WILL NOT BE ON NEIGHBORHOOD KID!
…and now, I’d like to introduce you to the newest addition of Home Repair…”Bruh’man!”
So, one early Saturday afternoon, following the night of an astoundingly phenomenal performance at The Elbo Room in San Francisco, we (Rec League & company) went to breakfast. We had biscuits, chicken, eggs and grits. It was great. Then we had a pie, and that was great too! But, it didnt reach its full potential of greatativity until fellow Rec League member, Proe, hotfootedly suggested getting pacman ghost tattoo’s and going to the strip club. “Hmmm,” I thought!? “Inky, Blinky and titties! That would make this breakfast taste awesome! Lets do it!” Initally, it was supposed to be Proe, Ricky, Hanny, and me…but Ricky and Hanny decided to slick back their greaser hair, jump in the muscle car and go straight to the strip jam. Eh, me and Proe were on some BFF biz!
You know how some rappers just be writin’ raps? Y’know…just chilling in the room, lab, or whatever respective confines of their choosing for conjuring enlightened lyrical stimulation? Well, this song was an exercise in that. Me, just writin’ some raps. Only, instead of all that enlightenment bull crap, I decided to go with some witty lines and hearty spoon full of good ol’ fashion ig’nance. The end result was a song, an ode to southern rap (if you will), that people who frequent my live showings tend to enjoy. Produced by DJ MF Shalem, I present to you, the newest additionto Home Repair, “Mouth Fulla Gold.” Bling!
You may recognize this weeks installment of Home Repair as the opening sequence to the widely unpopular web series, “So Freakin Regular.” A series in which, similar to the song itself, is a painfully mundane walk through a plain grass field of normalcy. *Yawn*. Generic? Ordinary? Common? Yup. I was blessed with the coveted fortune to be all of the above. Who’s got time to be socially relevant, and worldly idolized when there’s bills to pay and dogs to walk? Not me. This dinner aint gon microwave itself. So, with that, I present to you my newest release, “Regular.” Produced and cut by DJ MF Shalem. And if you cant get down with it…you’re just way too special for me. Which I think is awesome. You should go get yourself a pedicure, tough guy!
Id be a thousand times more likely to enjoy an NBA game if the players were all puppets. Im not exactly sure what that says about me….but, anyway, for obvious reasons…this is my favorite commercial series to date. I love this game.
I know, I know, I was supposed to have this available on Monday. Well, dont be such a jerk…geez. Sometimes people make mistakes. But honestly, arent you so much more elated that I’ve appropriately equipped your insatiable appetite for song before the weekend? Of course you are! Now, when youre the grinder or grindee of some random tail at the club, you’ll think of me. And after all, thats the real reason I make music.
This weeks installment of Home Repair is an energetic tune that’s sure to get your toes-a-tappin. I mean, for real son…titties are coming out the shirt when you play this jammy. “Get It“, produced by DJ MF Shalem.
*titties are not guaranteed to come out of any shirts when you play this song.
For so many reasons Im proud to have the friends I have. Primarily, cause I think they do way cooler stuff than anybody else’s friends. Not that I think your friends are any less enjoyable. Im sure theyre a delightful bunch. Who knows, maybe one day you and your friends and me and my friends can go out and play a game of tetherball and afterwards, share a cake. But, until that happens…..look what my friends can do!
J- Frost “Shake it” w/ Stranger Day“Cristo Disco Ball”
Good ol’ Monterey. Wonderful town that is. You know why I like it so much? Because the natives really seem to enjoy being rapped at. And I really enjoy rapping at them. Honestly, its a relationship truer than the love of a man and woman…or a dog and chew toy. In any event, the good people at Blue Fin have allowed the opportunity for me to make with the rap-whoopy once again. Something I believe we should all be excited for. On Dec 19, I’ll be playing with my homeboys, Rec League (voted“most internationally phenomenal rap champions of forever” by Sports Illustrated), and on Jan 09, I’ll be performing a solo set, along with Greyspace. You should go to both. It’ll vastly improve the quality of your life. I promise.
