Brokeass Rapper.

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Well, here’s something special. The host of TV’s “Young, Broke and Beautiful,” Brokeass Stuart,  profiled me on his goddamn website. Why? Because I’m an awesome rapper? Possibly. Maybe because I’m an exemplary model of human kindness? Also possible. But, really…it’s because I’m broke. And being broke makes me special. And being special is pretty dang cool. Being Special is also how Ed was able to have it made. But I’m not Puerto Rican…Im just speakin so that juno.

Anyhow, check out this little diddy the Bo Jackson of Broke did with yours truly.

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interviews: my pain, my misery, my balls.

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(according to interviewers, this is the only photo i've ever taken.)

Brace yourself. Im going to tell you something. And when I tell you this…you may be rendered comatose with chagrin. Chagrin is a dope word. People should use it more often. Like, “B*TCH! My dog just died, Im chagrined as HECK!

Sorry. Back to my manifesto. Here it is….*sigh*

Being interviewed terrifies me. I know. Its a complete contradiction to my otherwise thugged out and indomitable demeanor. But, its the Abe’s-honest truth. Its way beyond my comprehension. I can speak to gatrillions on stage (which is a low estimate for the average show), but when it comes to intimate conversation…I get boner-dead. My brain hits the “PEACE, NIGGA!” button, and leaves me defenseless against audio and visual recording devices.

For a visual, you can peep my “Yo, Haji P, you on crack, dawg?” jitters here. But, you can also keep reading to peep the interview I did with with Mat Weir for the Streetlight Records blog.

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marios closet.

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This is actually pretty motherfreakin’ dope. Its a t-shirt design by artist Glen Brogan. However,  I dont think there’s enough big booty princesses in the Mushroom Kingdom that could convince me to wear it. I think, primarily, because it looks like an item that has the unfortunate destiny of decorating the sale racks at Hot Topic. That place has a way of  fang-bangin’ the cultural antiquity out of things I thought were generally cool as a kid.  I’d really hate to see that happen to such a dope piece of art.  I’d definitely cop a print of this tho. As a matter of fact, I think I’s bouta go do some innanet searchin’ and see’s if’n I cant do just that.  Peace!

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they said i was “pure genius.”

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The following is a review of Neighborhood Kid, stolen from Berkeleyplaceblog.com. I wont front…I thought it was kinda good…

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mvpuppets

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Id be a thousand times more likely to enjoy an NBA game if the players were all puppets. Im not exactly sure what that says about me….but, anyway, for obvious reasons…this is my favorite commercial series to date. I love this game.

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dr. doozer

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What has two thumbs, incredible raps, and an enthusiastic affinity for Jim Henson creations? Yup….this guy! So, needless to say, when I found out Dr. Romanelli was collaborating with the late maharajah of muppetry, I scoured my closet for the most expendable pair of denim to pee myself in.  As far as I know, this is just the first in a series of Dr. Doozer” projects…which means, I’ll be just as ecstatic a few more times to come. Besides, Disney aint doing nothing fly with Jim Henson’s work. It deserves to be in the hands of somebody who can cool ‘em up, and not zippidy doo da them to death. Bing!
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rappers eat!

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Son wins a free turkey for being the most philosophical grocery shopper  in a pair of non-bedazzled pants. Think Im playing? Peep that. Sean Price is right. P!

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gon getcha!

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Im fully aware that a few posts back I officially gave up shoe collecting. But, lets be real…it wasnt my fault. The manufacturing brands were demonstrating some poor creative choices (read: makin’ some real wack ish). I fail to believe it was to any fault of the little kids in the sweatshops. Those motherfreakers always do great work…and should be rewarded thusly.

However, the Gods of Shoe mustve recently humped and skeeted some brilliant ideas ‘pon the heads of sneaker design. Because I have found and fallen in love with the following:

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