This is not a new song by any means. I had to go diggin in the crates (…err, diggin in the files, as it were) to get this jammy. Actually, its not even that old…we made it 2007 . Which seems like a long time ago…but I guess that information is highly irrelevant…or boring. Whatever. Dont be a dick. I like this song. Point is, before I start letting loose on some of the new music Shalem and I put together, I felt the need to dust this 0ff and put it back on the mantle for display. Here it is for your enjoyment (or berating criticism), a song from a project swiftly concocted by me and Stranger Day. “Stepping Outside” produced by DJ Battle. (Oh my gawd.)
Well, here it is boys and girls…the pioneering ditty from an album thats been years in the making. I’ll spare you the unnecessarily tiresome write-up, and allow you time to enjoy the song. Rest assured, there will be a lengthy and self-glorifying exposition soon to follow. But for now, just immerse yourself in the rhythmically euphoric sounds of my voice. “Good Grief” Produced by DJ MF Shalem. The song is yours now. Enjoy.
See what I did there? With the title? Thats because I’m pretty brilliant with the word thingys. Well, that, and because the following tracks were songs specifically made for Verizon commercials about three years ago. They were both produced and made by the request of my homeboy, Steaknife. You may or may not know him from the Universal recording group, Rehab.You know who Rehab is, right? They did the song “ Bartender .” No? You never heard of ‘em? Dang, you need to get out more.
Neither song was ever given a proper title. So, for the sake of cataloging, we’ll call them :
Fun Fact: I actually wrote this on the plane, whilst seated betwixt a portly pair of women, during my move to California. You may be asking yourself, ” Haji P., wasnt that well over a year ago?” Well, Im glad you asked that question. The answer is as simple as this…yes. Unfortunately thats how rap works sometimes. It can be a real boner killer, I know. Ive been told that within recent times, another rapper may have also released a song similar. I make no claims to having any knowledge of that. Though Im sure it was amazing. Anyhow, this track will be featured on the upcoming Rec League compilation, “Season 2″
Hear it here first! But, only if you promise to cop Season 2. You promise? Okay. Cool!
Uh-oh! Looks like somebodys getting some pretty new school clothes?
“Gee, Haji P, who is it? Who is it, huh?”
Well, apparently, its Monkey Junk . My first solo release with United Kingdom producers, Fatman & Tropical is being remixed. I can only assume its due to the fact that the album has reached a global popularity only matched by The Beatles, or the McRib. Either way, I was just informed by my enchanted interweb mailbox this morning that my cross-world collaborative audible tell-tales will be receiving a new buff, wax, and spit-shine…potentially available before our next release, Wooden Boy.
The boys from over the pond are back at it again. Check out the first installation:
The realest thing I ever wrote? Probably. Thats still what the rappers are saying now, right? “The realest thing I ever wrote?” Well, either way…this is definitely it. Skrub Life is 48 bars (or so?) of me audibly delivering my biography. Which, now that I think about it, to imagine that my entire life can be summarized into 48 bars (or so) is slightly pathetic. Oh well…
