The P is for Pajamas.

New York, New York  (PNN)- For those of us that grew up in the last era of exemplary television programming, we still hold with us the lessons of family togetherness that were once taught. Values enforced by families like, The Winslow’s,  The Tanner’s (Alf’s family, not Uncle Joey and ‘nem), and The Russo’s…but no family showed us what it meant to be a loving, cohesive unit more so than The Turtles. The Ninja Turtles. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

But is what we saw the reality for the anomalous family that resides in the sublevels of New York City? PNN did some investigating, and what we found may shock you.
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Broakland, USA (PNN)– The europeans have once again outdone themselves. This time, revolutionizing the cell phone industry with their invention of what our reporters are calling the “G-Phone.” The G is for gun. Because there’s a gun in it! On its surface, it bears all the expecting qualities of any other mobile device: a red power button, some numbers, and a digital screen with unchanging time and date display.  But hidden beneath lies a magical  .22-caliber pistol, capable of firing four rounds in quick succession with a touch of an otherwise standard keypad.

While this may be optimal for people like Danger Mouse , Secret Squirrel or, perhaps even rappers with immensely demanding schedules (having little time to balance both catching bodies and calling mom), we here at PNN ask …what does this mean for  everyday Gphone users?

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