a video. a story.

Posted by hajipaji

Having a blog is a lot like having a kid. If you dont feed it, its little baby body starts looking weak, and its little baby mouth starts saying stuff like, “Son! When I’ma get some food up in my lil baby belly?” But then I be like, “Shut the freak up, baby! I aint got no food! Im hungry too lil baby nigga!” Point is….I know I havent posted anything in a while, Ive been busy….please dont call child protective services on me. Here’s some food lil baby.

Shot by Trevor Traynor. Edited by Rob Rush. Produced by DJ MF Shalem. Awesomed by me.

While I understand a picture is worth a thousand words….and a moving picture is worth an extra twenty-two, this particular piece of American cinema barely whispers  a vowel of its greatest feature. Actually, in this case, “would-be” feature. You see, during the process of filming, whilst maneuvering through Sunday traffic, Trev, Matt and I spotted a little Asian midget, on a little baby bike with a basket, and a little biddy baby helmet…our synchronized, initial response, “WE GOTTA GET THAT MIDGET IN THE VIDEO!!!”  Well, alas, that motherfreaker was way too quick! In addition to being a midget, she was also a robot ninja with rocket boosters for pedals. So, we continued on with the video shoot. Approximately three hours later, we pull to a stoplight, at which point, in between gasps for breath, Trev says to me, “Look to the right!” Holy smokes. IT WAS THE GOT DANG CHINESE MIDGET…AND HER MIDGET BIKE WITH THE BASKET! As the light turns green, me and Trev both hop out of the vehicle, and proceed to chase the tiny half person as she’s pedaling off. For four blocks we chased this mini-heifer, with Trev pointing the camera in her direction. Literally knocking people over. If you didnt know better, you wouldve thougt I snatched somebodys purse, and he was trying to get the news footage. It was freakin great. But, the stubby little wonton got away…again. This video couldve been so much better. I apologize.

and thats the truth…ruth.

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