kickbot 5000

Posted by hajipaji


If youre anything like me, you have a problem with staring babies. By that, I mean, babies that stare. In restaurants, Wal Marts, parks, beaches, and sometimes, even through bathroom windows.  Babies are jerks. They have no sense of decency or tact, and take no consideration to the feelings of others.  I be like, “What ufck is you lookin’ at baby!?” But they just just stare at me with that dumb anus, wide eyed, “im so new and inquisitive of the world” look. Often times my reaction is met with a clenched fist, but then I think to myself, “Self, you cant punch a baby. Its not socially acceptable. But self, what should I do?” The answer…Kickbot 5000.

The Kickbot 5000 was designed to implement a swift thrust of its metallic foot to the chin, chest or soft spot in the babys head. Triggered by the elongated stare from infant or toddler, the Kickbot is programmed to seek out the youngin’ and cold kick the ever-loving piss out of it.

How it works:


except,  instead of an innocently cute orange ball…its a baby.

*Kickbot 5000, the original Kid Robot.

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