rappers eat!

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Son wins a free turkey for being the most philosophical grocery shopper  in a pair of non-bedazzled pants. Think Im playing? Peep that. Sean Price is right. P!

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things that im off.

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Every now and then, a song is so powerful that it compels the listener to look deep within themselves and say, “Dang, am I off that?” Aw! Well, as it happens, a newly discovered tune evokes such introspection. Aw!  The hymn (appropriately titled, Off That) was composed by a longtime companion of  Oprah Winfrey. Aw! While his name escapes me at the moment, allow me to say that, because of him, I write this blog. Aw! And I dont give a fidduck abbidout the bliddogs you used to read, son Im Haji P! And these are 10 things that I’m off. Aw!
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neighborhood kid.

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“Yo, my album is ’bout to drop, son!” Heard that before? Yup…cause I said it before. At least a bajillion times. But this time its for real. For real for real, no play play. Neighborhood Kid has officially been scheduled for public delivery on February 23rd, 2010 (You may use this time to cheer and applaud). Huzzah!

But Haji P, aint you gon drop a hot single?

I’m glad you asked that question. The answer is this…

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gon getcha!

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Im fully aware that a few posts back I officially gave up shoe collecting. But, lets be real…it wasnt my fault. The manufacturing brands were demonstrating some poor creative choices (read: makin’ some real wack ish). I fail to believe it was to any fault of the little kids in the sweatshops. Those motherfreakers always do great work…and should be rewarded thusly.

However, the Gods of Shoe mustve recently humped and skeeted some brilliant ideas ‘pon the heads of sneaker design. Because I have found and fallen in love with the following:

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ten for tue: barbed & bude.

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Aight,  so Im  reading through various news stories on CNN’s website when I come across a headline that reads, “Rihanna is ‘Rated R’ for new album cover.” Automatically Im thinking, “Word! Rihanna boob! So naturally, as any inquisitive young male would, I hurried to click the appropriate link.  What followed was a not-so-rated R cover, and a story on her new single. No boob.  Boooring!

I didnt think much of it, but apparently, other  readers did. They hella did! I was only a slight miffed about the lack of mammary, these mofo’s was hatin’ her life! Thus bringing me to my “Tuesday Ten List.”  There were roughly a billion or so comments. These were my favorite:
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stuff black people dont like.

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* I wrote this almost two years ago after a friend put me on to Stuff White People Like. So, in likeness of BET programming, I decided to do the same thing, except make it “the black version.” The blog first appeared on my myspace page (booring!) and later, on Routinefly.com. Ive only decided to re-re-introduce it because I think Im gonna make it a continuing feature here. Its pretty ignorant…enjoy.

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have you seen her?

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rashida jones

Last night I saw love, and within the breath of an exhausted slave, she disappeared….
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dj battle in the house (oh my gawd!)

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My ace/co-worker/wingman/DJ/etc… kicks the truth to the young black youth (or, nowadays, whatever  race or ethnicity be the rapper). If I were you, I would accept this as meritorious guidance. After all, DJ Battle put me on…and look at me, Im so famous I dont know what to do with myself!  Sometimes, I go to JC Penny and pay them to close down the store just so I can slap the mannequins for looking at me funny. Anyway, you can choose to disregard his wisdom if  you want, Mr. Know-it-all-rapper-guy, but dont say I didnt tell you that he told you. If you want to be the guy who blends the iced coffee at Krispy Kreme for the rest of your life….thats fine by me. Suit yourself.

Oh my gaaaawd.

kickbot 5000

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If youre anything like me, you have a problem with staring babies. By that, I mean, babies that stare. In restaurants, Wal Marts, parks, beaches, and sometimes, even through bathroom windows.  Babies are jerks. They have no sense of decency or tact, and take no consideration to the feelings of others.  I be like, “What ufck is you lookin’ at baby!?” But they just just stare at me with that dumb anus, wide eyed, “im so new and inquisitive of the world” look. Often times my reaction is met with a clenched fist, but then I think to myself, “Self, you cant punch a baby. Its not socially acceptable. But self, what should I do?” The answer…Kickbot 5000.
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flashback

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Im pretty sure when Tame (One)and Del (thefunkeehomosapien) made this, they were thinking, “Yo…rap!” And subsequently, whoever decided to film this video thought, “Word…rap!” Cause  sho’nuff, when I first saw this, I was like, “Damn…rap!” I really like rap. I really like this video.  Not so much because the two are exhibiting any extreme levels of lyrical prowess, but more so because it feels like rap. And as previously stated, I really like rap.