03Sep
a message to my identity jacker!
Posted by hajipaji
Okay, okay….you got me. Not once, but twice. Good job, son. Good job. You just gon steal my bank information and make purchases well over two g’s in UPS shipments? That isnt very nice at all. Is it?
I mean, what you mailing, dawg? You shipping out gold plated rhinoceros horns in exchange for vintage atari games and goose down sweatpants? Let me know something! I might could help you out.
Look, I don’t know who you are. For right now, I’ma just call you Not-ji P. When I see you on the streets, Not-ji P, its gon be a catastrophe wrapped in a furry little popple ball of disaster. How you like them candy apples, huh? Taste like apples dipped in candy, dont it? Dont it!
Respectfully yours,
(The Real) Haji P.
