i am not a martian

Posted by hajipaji

 

Imagine a nation of  people. A freaky deaky people with eight hands.  And on each of those hands, twelve  fingers, not including the traditional five that come standard on every human palm…and instead of toes, five fingers would meet the ends of an individual foot. You take that number of phalanges, multiply it by two…and you still couldnt count on all of those hands how many times I get called Lil Wayne in a three hour period.  Thats an actual mathematical fact. All of the proper research has been conducted.

Albeit scatterbrained and lethargically delivered…I hope the message in this video finds a special place in your heart.

Love,

haji p.

(sorry for being an a-hole.)

One Response to “i am not a martian”

  1. Tanya X Says:

    My friend said: “No offense. But you, white people, do that a lot”

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