dont cry for me, mr. d

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Some people might look at this and think, “Dang, Gary. You fell off, son.”  

I see this and say, “Way to go champ! You claimed the hearts of wealthy white people and orphaned ghetto youth alike as Arnold Jackson. Now, as a dignified African American man-boy , you’ve managed to do the same as the spokesmidget for Canada’s New York fries. There’s nothing you should be ashamed of. If anybody ever tries to tell you diff’rent, you just stick your chest out, hike up your teeny lil’ britches and ask, ‘What was the last thing Webster did?‘”

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