knock’em out the box p!

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I mean, it’s no secret…I’m irrefutably not to be messed with, son!

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homeless raps: “skrub life”

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Skrub Life produced by The Northern Monkey

The realest thing I ever wrote? Probably. Thats still what the rappers are saying now, right? “The realest thing I ever wrote?”  Well, either way…this is definitely it.  Skrub Life is 48 bars (or so?) of me audibly delivering my biography. Which, now that I think about it, to imagine that my entire life can be summarized into 48 bars (or so) is slightly pathetic. Oh well…

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happy birthday mama p.

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Ma, remember that time when I was in the fourth grade, and I lied to you about my behavior in school?  And somehow, you employed your wizard-like, motherly superpowers and found out…and then pulled me out of a three day field trip to Camp Erdman, just as I was boarding the bus? Completely embarrassing me in front of the entire fourth grade class? Well…I forgive you.

And in honor of this day, this magnificent date on the calendar, in which God gathered all his best people parts and dumped them into a 5’0″ casing of mommy, I would like to wish you a happy birthday. With a poem…

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haji p-day jam & fcw afterparty.

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I originally booked Fat Albert and the Gang to provide entertainment for the night…but they had to cancel to join The Cos on his “Save The Pudding” tour. Supposedly its a benefit to help researchers find a cure for that hard skinflap that always layers the pudding. That junk is gross.

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i’m with the band.

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There comes a point in every rappers life when they gotta say, “You know what? People really dont like what I do. My raps are both boring and unappealing to the general audience.”  Thats when its time to break out the big guns. And by “big guns,” I mean a white boy with a guitar. Cause, lets be honest…thats whats hot in the streets right now. Well, in a last ditch effort to get a crowd to love me and the silly little songs I do, I paired up with a good friend of mine, Brandon Caruso, who just happens to have one of those stringy instrument things…  enjoy.

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PNN Breaking News: Guns N’ Phones’s

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Broakland, USA (PNN)– The europeans have once again outdone themselves. This time, revolutionizing the cell phone industry with their invention of what our reporters are calling the “G-Phone.” The G is for gun. Because there’s a gun in it! On its surface, it bears all the expecting qualities of any other mobile device: a red power button, some numbers, and a digital screen with unchanging time and date display.  But hidden beneath lies a magical  .22-caliber pistol, capable of firing four rounds in quick succession with a touch of an otherwise standard keypad.

While this may be optimal for people like Danger Mouse , Secret Squirrel or, perhaps even rappers with immensely demanding schedules (having little time to balance both catching bodies and calling mom), we here at PNN ask …what does this mean for  everyday Gphone users?

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lord’vemerrrcy!

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a haiku for you.

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Yo’ pants is so tight.

I know yo’ nuts must hate you!

Buy some bigger pants.

the hobo hump.

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Fun fact: Haji P loves the homeless.

Its true. I Love ’em. A lot.

I like to make up stories about their lives.. It makes me happy. If it was at all possible, I’d sit them all in a circle and have a story time, so I could tell them of the tales Ive concocted. Unfortunately, them niggas aint all as loveable and jubilant as Id like to believe…

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